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The week opens on Dayton, where a white Mercedes GLE received the contents of a Trixie In Training walking home at 2am from an evening. The Society extends sympathy to the vehicle, patience to the T.I.T., and a garden hose to whoever parks there next. Training is training.

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This is the one that started it. A black Santa Fe at the stop by Alcott with two yellow stickers on the back. FREQUENT STOPS. MAINTAIN DISTANCE. We have all been talking about it for a week. Nobody can say what the frequent stops are for and nobody asked the driver. We are not asking the driver.

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The Society was informed that bagels could be purchased only by the eight. We inquired about four. We were told no. The matter remains under review, though several Members have quietly accepted the eight.

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Seen at the local 60614 CostCo, the society notes a kitchen growing station, meant to provide herbs, lettuce, etc to Lincoln Park kitchens is now sitting in the back of the CostCo having wilted and passed on. The Society sends its best wishes and hopes that members who have purchased this item have better luck. Note: Menards across the street usually has a very vibrant rent-a-stand in its parking lot containing summer plantings.

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Photographed in the upper center, just behind her boyfriend — whose Sox cap remains a quiet, recurring disturbance in both their families — a Sheffield Corridor Trixie observes a fisticuff in the rows below…

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A trixie admires her likeness to Reese Witherspoon, star of the exciting new film “Legally Blond 2”.

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Lincoln Park has finally got it’s due. No, this isn’t a new boutique on Halsted and Armitage. Marshall Field’s State Street store has recently announced a new line of exciting furniture called ‘Simply Living, Lincoln Park’. The Lincoln Park…

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Society members Erin Funderburke, Julie Simmons, and Mary O’Malley, return home to their 3-bedroom garden apartment after a successful fund-depleting foray on Michigan Avenue.

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One of those delightful new vending machines for the Chicago Tribune’s Red Eye tabloid is placed strategically outside the Starbucks at the Leo Burnett building. The Mayor ordered most newspaper vending boxes in the Loop removed to prevent…

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TrixieMale Jim Berry is the first to double-park in front of the new Starbucks at Division and Paulina. The brand-new Starbucks is the star attraction of the rapidly Trixiefying neighborhoods of Wicker Park & East Village. According to…

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An important trait for many Lincoln Park pups is the ability to recognize and understand commands from their owners via cell phones. Brad Thierry demonstrates his dog Pilsner’s ability to recognize a command: while his girlfriend Heather ta…

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It’s raining TrixieStar Frappuccinos on East Diversey! According Ashley Munroe, the Society’s Director of Communications, “We’re very proud that Starbucks has chosen to emulate the TrixieStar to help market their sophisticated product brands…

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A Trixie jaywalks across Halsted at Webster after leaving the neighborhood Starbucks double-fisted with double-mocha extra-shots triple-cupped lattes.

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As winter approaches, many Lincoln Park pooches are forced to exercise indoors beside their owners. Fado, an Irish Guinness Wolfhound, prepares for his evening 5K run. The adorable Irish Guinness Wolfhound is the second most pop…

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As the winter approaches, a Trixie disgustingly examines a yellow squash at the Daley Center plaza, during a last-ditch effort to obtain fresh fruits and vegetables. She determines that these squash are not of the quality she wants to use i…

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As the boating season winds down, a Trixie’s boyfriend can be seen hauling his extravagant 40-foot cigarette boat down Clark Street, showing off his big Hummer for all the T.I.T.-level Trixies at Rudy Fazulli’s.

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Trixification of the neighborhood can been seen through this older home, soon to be replaced by twin new-construction condominium buildings. Each building will have eight tight-‘n-cozy but comfortable apartments, with a classy Lincol…

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A Trixie and her boyfriend Joe blissfully drive their Saab 9-3 convertible down Racine one fine Saturday morning, on the way to have the vehicle serviced at the SAAB service place next to the White Glove. The Trixie really looks forward to…

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Member Alissa Martin picks through flowers at the Daley Center farmer’s market during her lunch break. Her boyfriend Nick can be seen in the background packing her purchases in cartons for the trip back up north to the village.

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A Society member’s Jetta is up on the rack at an auto repair outfit on the far west border of Lincoln Park. Research shows that although Jettas prove to be highly robust and dependable automobiles, many Trixies share the belief that bu…

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Some Lincoln Park Trixies and their boyfriends block traffic on Clark Street to load picnic supplies into their Jeep Cherokee and Land Cruiser for a trip to Ravinia.

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After a warm afternoon walk down Michigan Avenue, TrixieMale Brian O’Keefe takes off his new Revos to check out a cute Trixie passing in the other direction. During the brief encounter, Brian loses track of the Trixie, notices his suave ref…

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Only last fall, hundreds of Trixie couples would have haggled over the price of these new luxury condominiums on Sheffield in the heart of the village. But the recent downturn of the economy is forcing Trixies and TrixieMales to think twice…

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A lone sign is the only remnant left hanging three days after the Lincoln Park Trixie Society’s picket of the annual Cubs Convention, held Saturday February 3rd at the Chicago Hilton. Over 100 Trixies turned up to voice their discontent wit…

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A gaudy Jetta GL brazenly displays a BMW badge in place of the VW insignia. As quoted by Pixie-level member Kelly Heeney “After all, a Jetta does look like a BMW!” …but only if it’s a nice shiny black Jetta, of course.

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