A Society member’s 2000 Jetta is up on the rack at an auto repair outfit on the far west border of Lincoln Park. Research shows that although Jettas prove to be highly robust and dependable automobiles, many Trixies share the belief that buying a black Jetta improves your chances of staying out of the repair shop. Last fall, the Society reported that black and silver Jettas a typically manufactured on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays.
In keeping with summer tradition, TrixieMale Mike Morrissey shows off his handsome chest to two giggling Trixies after a Tuesday evening Cubs game near Wrigley field. After the photo was taken, Michelle O’Keefe (center) secretly revealed that she was madly in love with Mike and would do anything she could to keep her friends — including Michelle Montrose (right)–away from him and his earning potential as a new Kellogg MBA grad (not currently employed).
The often-inebriated Trixiesque crowd piles in and out of Murphy’s Bleachers on a recent Friday evening. Society insiders report that Murphy’s has been researching the options to install it’s own cell phone receptors in and around the bar, which would then be touted as one of the most cell-phone-friendly drinking establishments in Chicago. Research indicates that at least 9 in 10 Trixies and TrixieMales carry a cell phone, and in select crowds, this number can stretch to 10 in 10.
TrixieMale Tad O’Shaunassey just got his new BMW….now he just needs a polished and upscale Trixie to complement his fine Bavarian driving machine. Applications being accepted Friday nights at the Webster Wine Bar, where Tad normally hangs with several buddies from work sampling the newest, hippest Cal-Itals emerging from the Napa Valley, while the Trixies sip the best White Zin produced in and around California. Look for Tad wearing one of his many Michigan polos (go blue!).
Two older gentlemen cautiously give two Trixies the friendly glances they rightly deserve on a recent afternoon at the Daley Center Plaza. Oblivious to their admirers, the Trixies stand in awe, listening to Master Blaster, a new Lincoln Park neighborhood pub band invited to play at the Farmer’s Market.