A Trixie jaywalks across Halsted at Webster after leaving the neighborhood Starbucks double-fisted with double-mocha extra-shots triple-cupped lattes.
A Trixie jaywalks across Halsted at Webster after leaving the neighborhood Starbucks double-fisted with double-mocha extra-shots triple-cupped lattes.
A Sheffield/Armitage area Trixie is almost yanked off her feet by her Gortex-jacketed yellow lab as the dog lurches after the chocolate scone dropped by an innocent customer who just exited the corner Starbucks store.
The Landcruiser belonging to society member Janna Thomas’ boyfriend awaits her outside the Michael Anthony Salon at North & Sheffield. Janna decided to take the Landcruiser instead of her Jetta because of the heavy snow tormenting traffic in the Village.
This used clothing boutique, directly across Armitage from the famed “Lori’s Shoes” attracts bargain-minded Trixies with the slogan “If you can’t afford your own designer wardrobe, buy someone else’s!”. Designer resale boutiques have popped up around the Village like wild dandelions, as more and more Trixies vie for the same black-clad Prada, Kate Spade and Kenneth Cole designer apparel and accessories.
A seemingly harmless Trixie peruses the Sunday Chicago Tribune outside the Starbucks at Webster and Halsted. Her parents back in Iowa taught her to analyze the full value of the contents of each Sunday’s paper before shelling out six quarters to obtain her own copy. If a particular story piques her interest, she knows she can swipe a copy of the paper from inside the Starbucks.
Businesses around the Village welcome Trixies with open arms. This trendy restaurant, just north of Diversey on Halsted, proudly displays a “Trixies Welcome Here” sticker outside their establishment. Recent studies undertaken by the Society indicate that businesses displaying Trixie welcome signs enjoy 30-50% increases in Trixie and TrixieMale business.