THE LINCOLN PARK
TRIXIE SOCIETY
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IN THE VILLAGE
Goods carried by the ladies who run the village. Worn, used, and never explained.
The grocery tote that does what a Society tote should do — make the carrier slightly more interesting than she was when she walked into the store.
Heavy-weight 14oz natural canvas. Reinforced cotton webbing straps. Holds two full grocery bags' worth of contents — confirmed at one Mariano's, one Whole Foods, and one wholesale-club venue we will not name.
The text is the joke. The carrier is in on it. The Society notices. Someone in line behind her at checkout will ask. She will not explain.
Carried throughout the village. Shipped in plain packaging. Each item designed to be carried, worn, or used without explanation.
14oz natural canvas, reinforced webbing straps. Holds two grocery bags' worth. Available in four colors. The text is the joke; The Society is the receipt.
Heavyweight cream pullover, oversized cut, embroidered back graphic. The hoodie that suggests you've been a Member long enough to have one in cream and one in dusty rose.
11oz ceramic mug. Single line of copy on the back, where only the user can read it while drinking. A private joke between the Member and her morning.
Unstructured 6-panel dad cap, embroidered Trixie Star at the front, leather adjustable strap. Cream, washed black, or dusty rose. Worn pulled low at the dog park.
Cream softcover notebook, foil-stamped Trixie Star on the cover. 80 dotted pages. For Members to maintain their personal directory of village venues. The Society does not provide the list.
Six waterproof, dishwasher-safe vinyl stickers. Apply to laptops, water bottles, vehicle windows (rear only — The Society does not endorse front-window applications).
Heavy-stock vinyl, 9" × 3", weatherproof. For Members whose primary vehicle is the bicycle, the motorcycle, or the principle. Affixes to the rear bumper of the Member's secondary vehicle without explanation.
The Society's merchandise is produced by a single flagship manufacturing partner and shipped in plain packaging.
Place your order through The Society's storefront. Members in good standing receive priority handling.
Items are printed, embroidered, or assembled by The Society's flagship manufacturing partner to an exacting and consistent standard.
Standards items ship within seven business days, in plain unbranded packaging. The Society does not announce its arrivals.
The Society's annual Membership program includes 15% off all Standards merchandise, priority handling, and access to limited drops not listed publicly. Apply for the next intake cycle.
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