Clipped from the district reports on my way through the village. I read these so you don't have to. — Ash
Wednesday, June 27, 2001, 9:01 A.M. – Sheffield & North Avenue
Society member Jenny Wilson was happily perched in a large, purple overstuffed chair drinking an extra-shot chai half-decaf skim soy latte at the Starbucks store at this location when an unidentified man made several unwelcome advances toward her through the plate-glass window. Jenny immediately went to complain to the manager. She had to fight her way to the front of the line, and when she got back to her chair, the key to her Jetta and her cell phone were missing from the table. Jenny quickly ran from the store into the parking lot, where she noticed the same man rummaging around in her double-parked Jetta. With the able assistance of the friendly parking lot attendant, the man was quickly evicted from the Jetta and Jenny’s keys recovered. Unfortunately, her cell phone was lost, presumably stolen by the yet-unidentified man. A police report was filed in the matter.
