A guided instrument for the construction of a Society-approved Starbucks order. Select your specifications below. The Configurator will assemble them into a single barista callout and assess, without sentiment, how much you are about to ask of another person.
Approved beverages only. The Society does not recognize plain coffee as a personality.
Society nomenclature. The barista will be told the real word.
Where the order begins to express intent.
A decision the Society considers load-bearing.
Counted in pumps. The Society counts along with you.
The thermal demands. State them precisely.
Toppings, foams, and the drizzle. The Society notes that a lattice is a commitment.
How the beverage is to be delivered to the hand.
It will be misspelled regardless. The Society advises providing it anyway.
The Configurator's work is done. Below is the order in full. What you do with it is between you and the barista.
Print your own. The Society's label carries your name, your hometown, and — in type small enough to be deniable — your full order as configured above. Affix with pride, or with double-sided tape, which is the same thing.
Prints at 3.25″ × 4″ — sized for a Venti. The Society does not acknowledge smaller cups at label resolution.