| Name: | Sam Kelly |
| Profile: | Society member |
| Lives: | Armitage & Bissell, Right next to the train tracks (I hop the Ravenswood to work every day–it’s sooo convenient!) |
| Car: | A Jetta–What else would I drive?? All my friends have them! |
| Job: | Business Analyst at a Big 5 consulting firm on Wacker Drive, soon to be promoted ahead of that girl from Western Illinois. My IU education speaks for itself! |
| Marital status: | Single! Single! Single! |
| Works out at: | I really enjoy running in the neighborhood, but I’m thinking about joining Gorilla Sports over on Lincoln, because the classes look so cool! |
| Favorite bar: | I just love all the bars in Lincoln Park, with the exception of the dirtier and less-classy ones. Well, any bar where there are handsome men drinking Heinekens will do for me! I’m sure Mark loves to hang out and drink a Heineken! |
| Favorite bar to spot Mark Grace: | I would love to spot Mark in any of the Lincoln Park or Wrigleyville bars, but he’d have to be sipping a Heineken to get me really turned on! |
| Favorite musical group: | I love B-96 (all my friends hate me for it!) and Q-101. |
| Favorite Starbucks: | Altgeld and Lincoln over near the Gin Mill. Nice bike lanes for double parking!! |
| Favorite Starbucks Beverage: | Well, I don’t like to drink coffee as it stains the teeth and plus I am independent and like to be different. So instead I drink tea. My favorite drink: Extra Tall Grande, double-cupped Peach Mango Tea with one Equal and one Sugar and a wedge of fresh lemon–and by fresh, I mean I want to SEE THEM cut up that lemon! (I’m not using some withered, old maid of a lemon in my drink!) In the winter, I like two icecubes to cool it properly and in the summer I take it iced with a splash of hot water to keep myself from getting a iced tea headache!! If I’m feeling really frisky, I spice it up with some Bailey’s which I keep hidden in a flask in the Jetta. |
| Favorite part of Mark Grace’s body: | I am so in love with Mark’s hot bootie! A man with such a hot Heinie should not be single!! |
| If I had Mark alone for 15 minutes, I would: | I would tear off his clothes and ask him to play hide and go-seek. No, just kidding. I would ask him to do things a proper Lincoln Park lady does not say in public, thanks. |
| Why should Mark choose me over the rest of the Trixies? | Well, My Indiana U education has so much more prestige than all those other girls out there I meet at the bars, Mark should like me just for that. Plus, I’m moving up, soon to be promoted to Manager, and I have a new car and a real nice apartment. I just love Ikea! |
| Dream marriage proposal scenario: | Mark would propose to me. Isn’t that enough of a thrill itself??? I would so cherish being in the players’ wives club. I would sell my Jetta and buy a 5 series Bimmer. I would be able to park right in front of everybody over at Addison and Clark, where the players park. I would be able to zoom through the crowds and lean on the horn as people scrambled to let me through, giving me the honor and super treatment I deserve. And all those girls from the office who usually get the best seats, they would all long to be me! |
