Who Wants to Marry Mark Grace??

Erin Ahern

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Erin Ahern
Name:Erin Ahern
Profile:Society member
Lives:1900 Block of Howe St
Car:2000 BMW 318ti two door with pop-up back
Job:Marketing Wizard for a major Real Estate firm
Marital status:I just married a wonderful guy, but I would not change my name for him, I told him that’s going just too far. I’m a professional woman, and I’m not giving that up for him. Mark, maybe.
Works out at:I work out at the gym right down stairs from my work. The only time I leave Lincoln Park is for work, and the gym. Other than that, I never venture outside it’s friendly confines, if I might steal that quaint Chicago saying!
Favorite bar:Well, I usually pretend not to like the bars, because I tell my friends that I don’t like men looking at me–that’s what the teach you at the corporate sexual harassment classes… but the truth is, I really love when guys savor me with their eyes!
Favorite bar to spot Mark Grace:I would rather spot Mark at one of Lincoln Park’s cute little bistros, like Tilly’s, or that Cafe Bernard over on Dickens and Halsted.
Favorite musical group:I pretend to like classical, because that’s the classical thing for a lady to do, so in front of my friends I turn up the classical, but when I’m alone, I really love to pop in acid rock.
Favorite Starbucks:I like the Starbucks at Sheffield and North, because it’s on the way to work, but it’s really like still being in Lincoln Park, even though it’s really on the fringes.
Favorite Starbucks Beverage:I always want it hot, but in the summer, they make it iced, often without asking. It must be all those frappachinos that they make, all those girls that go in there just thinking it’s trendy and all.
Favorite part of Mark Grace’s body:I think the face is pretty darn handsome, but if you want to know the truth, I bet the legs are really wild too, even though I haven’t ever seen them, but you gotta know.
If I had Mark alone for 15 minutes, I would:Try to figure out if he’s got what it takes to make a Marketing Wizard hummmm!
Why should Mark choose me over the rest of the Trixies?I always knew I was more impressive than my friends, so since Mark is so suave and sophisticated, he would recognize this too, I just know it. Many of my friends think they have what it takes, but they really don’t have a clue!
Dream marriage proposal scenario:Mark would pick me up in his Jag, take me down to the Park, and we’d make out on the steps of the Historical Society. Then we’d stroll down the street towards the Zoo, just me and him. He’d pop the question and I’d say yes. No, I’d yell it! No, I’d scream it at the top of my lungs… so that all the single girls living in little studio apartments over on Clark just so they can live near the lake would know all about my secret: that Mark wanted ME!
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