*** TrixieUpdate: Trixie FAQ Published; New Police Blotter, More…
Last weekend was a hot one for many Trixies throughout the Village. As the fall marriage and home-buying season commences, many Trixies are finding themselves short on time as they zoom around the Village in their Jettas trying to catch up on numerous errands. Trixie informants within Sam’s Liquors reported a record day of sales on Saturday, as did Trixies shopping Crate & Barrel and Pottery Barn.
TRIXIE FAQ
Our new FAQ provides answers to questions that are frequently asked of the Board regarding Trixie Lifestyles: Is it OK for a Trixie to Smoke? Do you have to drive a Jetta to be a Trixie? Why is Starbucks important to Trixie Culture??
TRIXIE POLICE BLOTTER
Society Member Rianne O’Rourke’s bike Vandalized by an Unknown Canine Assailant; Society Member Kelsey Novotny Reports Poor Service at Salt & Pepper Grill–Plans to File Charges.