*** TrixieUpdate: Cubs Trade Gracie, New Member Coordinator; More….
This week, the Society unwraps an updated design to our website. Additional features include a new Press Releases Section and Village current events section. A flash animation on our home page designed by Society Member Dave Zapada highlights some of the Society’s most impressive members and places, and events.
CUBS TRADE GRACIE
The Society regretfully announces that Cubs first-babester Mark Grace has been traded to some team in Arizona after 13 years of providing Trixies with the best in rear-end entertainment at Wrigley Field. “Thursday, June 7th, 2001 will be a day that will live in infamy…” proclaimed a tear-laden Ashley Burke, who declared ‘June Swoon’ in honor of Gracie.
NEW MEMBERSHIP COORDINATOR
The Board has hired a new Membership Coordinator to assist the Membership Committee in analyzing and responding to the hundreds of membership applications the Society receives every month. Cindiee Nottoli was most recently employed by one of Chicago’s major media outlets as a clerk/intern. After having recently graduated tri-delt from Michigan with a bachelor’s degree in Marketing & Communications, she has recently relocated to Lincoln Park, where she lives with her boyfriend Mark and her black lab puppy ‘Guinness’. Cindiee’s interests include jogging around the village, shopping, and Friday night dinner at Tilly’s with best friends.
TRIXIE NEWSBITS
— Starbucked? Many Trixies are nervous about the impact of Starbuck’s recent ad campaign. Will this lead to longer lines at our Village-area Starbucks stores?
— Guinness Plant Shutting Down! Of interest to patrons of the Village’s many Irish bars, the Guinness company has recently closed a Irish packaging plant, offering it’s workers a severance package that includes free beer for the next ten years… if only marchFirst offered the same deal to the uncountless Trixies and Guinness-guzzling TrixieMales no longer enployed with the firm.
— How will Bush’s Tax Cut Plan effect you? The average taxpayer will get an extra $300 to spend on frivelous items. How will you spend yours? Take a vote on this week’s TrixiePoll.