Welcome to TrixieUpdate for December 1, 2000!
TRIXIE HOLIDAY GIFTER
Today The Society unveils the Trixie Gifter, the latest advance in e-philanthropy and gift fulfillment. Why make up Christmas wish lists when you can use the Trixie Gifter to ensure you get exactly what you want…and exactly what you deserve! The Trixie Holiday Gifter is presented by the LPTS Foundation using breakthrough “T2T” Internet technology.
POSSIBLE ELECTION RECOUNT
Last week, the Society became aware that approximately 50 to 100 ballots may have not been properly accounted for (and not counted towards the total results). Although details are sketchy, we know that Jenny Compton’s fiancé Chad O’Brien was responsible for unintentionally spreading what became a rumor on night before the election at Kincaids which led some members to print their ballots and deposit them in the Kozmo.com boxes at neighborhood Starbucks stores. Details of a full investigation will be available to members next week.
THE WEEK IN PICTURES
A new week in pictures captures a last bit of non-snowy weather in the village that will soon become a winter wonderland of Range Rovers cutting through slushy snow as they charge towards the gift shopping meccas of North & Clybourn, North Halsted Street, or Webster/Clybourn.
COMING NEXT WEEK:
* Dump HOTMAIL or YAHOO: Get your own TrixieMail email address!
* Trixie ScreenSavers and Windows Wallpaper to make your cubicle as festive as possible.
* Lincoln Park Labs, Kerry O’Donnelley’s new dog and puppy rental service begins operation.